Not only don’t Sea Kittens purr, the only way I can get them to play with string is if I put a hook on the end.
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Cuddles dreams are far more interesting than his real like exploits, as a matter of fact h doesn’t have any real life exploits.
I always felt that if you got close enough to a politician you’d be able to smell the corruption.
If you get close enough to a politician you’ll always smell the corruption.
Ralph has always been a little lazy. Hey, why risk parasites when you can drink from a bottle. You don’t suck on a cow utter to get milk do you?
Sometimes we just have to realize who we really are. Even if it’s stupid.
I love stories of redemption. Only in America can people start over and make something of themselves. It brings a tear to mu eye.
Whether you hear the tree or not it still screams when it hits the ground. I mean that’s gotta hurt,right?
Women are a mystery to me. They are full of contradictions that i don’t understand and so I gave up trying and decided to just enjoy the ride.