I work with a guy who broke up with a girl he had been seeing for a couple of months because she was 5 min late to a date. Two days later he had a date with another girl he[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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It’s hard enough feeling like you fit in when you’re from this planet I can’t imagine if you were an alien trying it. Â
It used to be a large mustache was a sign of masculinity. Now everyone is striving for androgyny where you often can’t tell the sexes apart. I say be a man grow a mustache, let the world know which sex[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I always thought that when we gave robots intelligence like ours they would end up just as stupid as we are but with better games.
Up till now only those who really felt strongly about marriage would go through the difficult process of same sex marriage never knowing if it would be overturned in the future. Now you’re going to have those who said “Sure[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hopefully Ginny will see the light and dump that loser. She deserves a better anthropomorphic cat boyfriend.
Victor is a friend of mine, he didn’t actually get castrated but he might as well have, you see, he’s married.
I don’t usually copy other peoples ideas but when I do it’s always funny.
I always felt trash cans enjoyed their jobs a little too much.
When I was a kid I loved Cracker Jacks, back then they had cool prizes and tasted better. When my kids were growing up the prizes were terrible and the popcorn didn’t seem the same. My kids couldn’t understand why[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…