Moles get no respect.
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Once you’ve been married a while every marriage becomes a same sex marriage.
I love guys who think women really go for monkeys, snakes, parrots etc. The’re like billboards that say don’t date me .
There are just some words that shouldn’t exist, Phablet, resides at the top of the list.
It’s a little known fact that bumblebees don’t believe in aerodynamics.
I find hipsters amusing.
No matter what we look like it we only see the flaws, never the positives.
It kinda defeats the purpose of a selfie if you can’t be photographed.
Roommates are the best they are always so considerate of your stuff and never cause you problems. I don’t know why anyone would live alone who isn’t married or in a relationship. After all what could possibly go wrong?