My dad used to say “I brought you into this world and I can take you out.” but he never did.
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Well at least he thinks he is.
If hipsters were the first people aliens encountered they’ed assume that there was no intelligent life forms on earth.
My wife and I have a little competition. We both work out most days and then try to out complain each other over who is the most sore.
Growing up there was always those guys that thought they were bad asses. Â Most of them were just asses with no social skills or friends, who thought listening to George Thorogood and drinking made them tough. Usually it just made[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Kinda an extreme way to lose weight don’t ya think.
I feel that lemonade is overrated as a use for lemons. Crushing your enemies with lemon juice is a much better use, or making lemon-cello at least that gets you drunk.
I’m all for recycling and saving the environment but don’t be an ass about it.
One year, when I was around 6 or 7 years old for Christmas, I got a superman costume and a toy gun that fired plastic bullets. My brother shot me and the bullets bounced off my chest, it was my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…