I’m thinking about changing from black socks but I don’t want to be mistaken for a bohemian or one of those hippies.
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Whenever a women askes you a question concerning her body, think very carefully before answering.
This is my tribute to The Hangover 2, I love Mike Tyson’s tattoo. Nothing funnier than a pointless facial tattoo.
Real New Years Eves seldom work out this way.
If you are going to try and pull of a stunt like this you should at least come up with a very dramatic story about how you were injured. the odds are you will pay for it so at least[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A piece of advice to all of you, always call after a date, unless of course you’re planing on moving away and have no chance of running into the person, a foreign country would be best.
Some people can tell jokes and some people can’t. Some people think they can tell jokes but can’t, those are the ones you have to slap. All pretty girls can tell jokes even if they can’t. This one of life’s mystery’s.
I think it would be great if everyone had a personal team of guys that would remove the annoying people from our lives. Maybe a phone app that you hit and a team would swoop down and remove undesirables, I would definitely put[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Whenever I see people wearing sunglasses indoors at night I hope they trip or walk into something. It’s obvious that they don’t understand the concept behind the sunglass.
Carl is like the scorpion in the scorpion and the frog story. If you don’t know the story google it;